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Sunday, November 15, 2009

Cheese Is The Biscuit Of Drunkards



2 comments:

dan said...

then what th fuck r biscuits?

Agnes said...

Whats a biscuit.

Listen sonny – sonnybrains – there I made a joke. Hahahaha. Can I have a light? What were we talking about again? Biscuits.

There is this thing at the library that we call urban dickshunary. Double you double you double you urban dickshunary dot com. It will tell you what a biscuit is.

It says: any type of gun, usually a small fire arm; or, a fat ass, two steps pass being a dough boy. OK?

Used is a sentence: Last night on Diamond Street Agnes badonkadonk made me pop bad wheelies but I got colon freeze when I spied her packing bisquit.

Got it?