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Sunday, November 8, 2009

Don't Let Idiots Ruin Your Day


On Friday,
Anonymous
spiritedly
commented...

May the Trinket-Granola force be with you.


The Factchecker, ever vigilant, ever curious, googled that mysterious comment
(May the Trinket-Granola force be with you, not Wilber sucks cock) and then posted an explanatory comment later that day:

Since you asked…

"There is its opposite, luckily, which you might call the Trinket-Granola force. The Trinket-Granola force seeks to weaken Jerk-Weasel matter by interpolating laughter and critical reasoning in the permeable membrane between particles of Jerk-Weasel matter. The Trinket-Granola force creates thin barriers that prevent Jerk-Weasel matter from concentrating in the kind of density that can reach critical mass and cause every credit card in the universe to explode..."


http://www.salon.com/life/since_you_asked/2009/11/05/the_jerk_weasel_constant/index.html

"My suggestion? Stick close to your loved ones. Invite kindred spirits to dinner. Keep writing in your journal. Care for those around you and keep a cabin in the woods stocked with food and water."

The photo was taken inside Hudson's abandoned Foster Refrigeration plant
in Spring 2007.

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